THE FUNK MACHINE

Now with 400% more groove
✦ The ONE is not a suggestion. ✦ When in doubt, play a 9th chord. ✦ Fewer notes, more stank. ✦ Ghost notes are the soul leaving the snare. ✦ If your hand stops moving, the groove dies. ✦ Mute strings like you mean it. ✦ Slap responsibly. ✦ A horn stab a day keeps the squares away.
Now grooving
Superstition-style
inspired by Stevie Wonder · original pattern
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E♭m7
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E♭m7
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Strum tab: E♭m7↓ down · ↑ up · ✕ muted scratch
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Chord timeline (click a bar to change it)
Funky Drums
Drum Sequencerclick steps to edit
Kick
Snare
Ghost
Hat
Open
Space play/stop · 1–4 mute · hold W wah · H horn stab (try it 4× fast)
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No actual bass players were slapped in the making of this app.
BPM 100
Key0
Stank-Face Meter
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